Jueves, 17 de noviembre de 2005

Spain is different

Aqui os traigo una selección de traducciones, definiciones y demas, por favor , LEERLO ENTERO, es muuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy bueno, no tiene desperdicio. Como diria el marco: (AKA marco boca AKA marco breaker) Essssh ke me paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarto el peshoooo! AHHHHH!

Definiciones de ayer y hoy presentan:

Gente:

Krokodin.- the king of the noobs AKA the cool cocodrilus guy, is a small 3 meters monster that live in Spain near the mexico frontier and kill half of the inhabitants every year.

Krokodin also have a good mimic skills, he can't swim very good but five kilometers is not realy dificult.

Paco Porras (vegetable futurologist)
Po Zi (Then Yes) (Ana Rosa)
Jabba The Hut (famous football player)
Shrek (famous football club president)
Paco Umbral (Microsoft owner)
CálicoLetrónico (Electronic Cálicum Calicunienses Cálidum C.)
Gomaespuma (foam and rubber, you see)
Farruquito (The best spanish driver)
P. Tinto (Trailari, trailari fucking machine)
Javier Gurruchaga, King of the Warlordians, Master of the Infinite Universe

Partidos politicos

P.P. -- Powerhungry Party.

P.S.O.E. -- Party Sarty Oarty Earty.

P.G.B. -- Party of Bar People.

I.U. -- Ilusionists United!

A.V.T. -- Associated Vivid Terrorists.

U.N.E.D. -- Utopic and Neglected Educationers Domain.

S.G.A.E -- Stupid Gays Against Earth.

CC.OO. -- Ce Ce Oh Oh.

P.C.T.V. -- Party Carty Tarty Varty

E.R.C. -- Excentric Rapists Club

P.N.V -- Patxi No Vengas (Patxi can't fail)

Expresiones cotidianas:

* "Ahora vuelvo." -- See you tomorrow.

* "Eres más puta que las gallinas." -- You look so nice!

* "¡Hola! ¿Como estas?" -- Hey! Do I eat these?

* "La cena esta servida." -- He is very stupid.

* "¡Joder!" -- No, that didn't annoy me at all.

* "¡Coño!" -- Oh, that's a great surprise!

* "¡Chúpame la polla!" -- You should try this exquisite poultry, my friend.

* "Muere hijo de la gran puta!" -- Thanks a lot, Sir.

* "Una mierda, te voy a dar" -- Here's my wallet, please don't shoot.

* "Gambitero" -- Person that doesn't stop in house

* "Por favor." -- Poor fat boy.

* "Si eso me paso" -- I wouldn't have been caught dead spending my evening with you and your geek friends.

* "Que te den por el culo, cabrón." -- What time is it?

* "Estamous trabajandou en ellou." -- I for one welcome our new oil-greedy, WMD-hoarding, overlords.

* "A veces atranco el water." -- I like playing basketball.

* "Mi casa es tu casa." - Please ransack my house.

* "De perdidos al río."- From lost to the river.

* "No tengo el chocho pa' farolillos."- I don't have my femenine sexual organs for little streetlights.

* "Cágate lorito." - Shit youself little parrow

* "En todas partes cuecen habas." - Everywhere they boil beans

* "Que si quieres arroz Catalina." - That if you want rice Cataline

* "Me congratulo." - I think I'll run for president.

* "El pescao está vendido." - The fish is sold.

* "¡Que desastre!" - What of tailor.

* "¡Moozzaaaaaaaa reciaaaaaaa!!!!!" - You're cute.

* "Tienes unos ojos que te comía to`l coño" - "You have some very pretty eyes".

* "Hueleme el pelo." - "Where can I find a hospital?"

* "Cuñaoooooooooooooo"-" Brother-in-laaaaaaawwww"

* "Divina de la muerte" -- "Ain't you think I'm sexy"

* "¡¡¡No hay temor de Dios!!!"-" There isn't fear of God!!!"

* "Por los cerros de úbeda"-" Along Ubeda's mountains"

* "Al pan pan y al vino vino, y en tu culo, mi pepino!!!!"-" Bread to bread and wine to wine, and in your ass my cuccumber!!!"

* "Tengo los cojones llenos de amor"-"Girl, I miss you so much"

Frases célebres:

* "-Penalti y expulsión...-Rafa no me jodas!!!" (-Penalty and ejection.. -Rafa, you must be fuckin' kiddin' me!!!) Unknown Sage

* "Si hay que ir se va pero ir para na es tonteria" ("If there's a need to go, you'll have to go, but going for nau(thing) is fooliness") (Cross and Line)

* "Yo he venido aqui a que se hable de mi libro" ("I came here to talk about my book") (Pak Umbral)

* "Pues va ser que no" ("It's going to be that not") (Cross and Line)

* "Antes muerta que sencilla" ("Rather dead than unassuming") (Eurojunior winner 2004))

* "Sí, bueno, no..." ("Yes, well, no...") (Raúl)

* "¡¡¡Quien me pone la pierna encima para que no levante cabeza!!!" (Who is putting the leg on me for I don't stand up my head)'(George,Big Brother 1)

* "Un poquito de por favor" (A little bit of please)

* "Váyase Sr. Cuesta" (Go away Mr.Cuesta)

* "Que pasa neeeeeeeeeeeng!!! (Wassup Duuuuuuuude!!! Dude from Castefa

* "Amos no me jodas!!!" (Let's go don't fuck me!!!) Roberto from, Here ther is nobody that lives

Demografia española:

President: Zapatero, a shoemaker with plain encephalogram, thus, the capital smells like a tannery.
The King: Magneto.

Population: Dwarves, halflings and tunos.

Currency: The Duro and La Pela (In Polaquia)

Capital: Madriz or Mandril.

Official language: Afro-Spano-Arabish

Intelligence: Slightly better than America.

National Anthem: Santa Justa Klan - A toda mecha

Famous Stars: El Neng de Castefa (Castefa's d00d), Tony Genil (Kleenex Dancer), Carmen de Mairena (Car men of my Renee), El calvo de la Lotería (Lottery's Bald), Maria Isabel (the kid of the peines), Jose Luis Moreno (Joseph Louis Mourinou, famous arch-villain), Gigatrón (Metal Gods and sexy pijo killers).

Famous inventions: The Basques invented formalised evacuation procedures as described in emergency drills (originally Espa-drilles in Spanish). Their founding is remembered in the ancient proverb "don't put all your Basques in one exit", which was coined after a dreadful disaster when many youngsters were injured by Aloddov bulls.

Old Glories: Manolo Escobar, El Fary, Sara Montiel, Lola Flores, María Jiménez, Parada's Pianist, The Pantoja, Bustamante.

Definición de Bakala:

Some scientifics of the entire world are currently investigating the human benings know as "Bakalas".

Originally from Alcorcón, in the southern of Madriz. This kind of "people" are basicaly people with only one brain cell. Their favorites things to do is "Jugar al furbo" (to play football) "Ir en su moto" (ride in his moto) "Escuchar bakalao" (listen a horrible and nosense music) "Salir con las pibitaas" (go out with the girls) and all the things that you can do with only one brain cell (smoke argot joins, drink until you become alcoholic, kill yourself riding a motobike withouth helmet, insult non-bakalas people, etc). == All this things do the "Bakalas" the most hated human race in spain (more than "moros" and "rumanos").

If u find one bakala in ur way, don't hesitate, KILL HIM!

TODO ESTO Y MUCHO MAS EN UNCYCLOPEDIA

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